Mutual. We've Discussed it.

May 22

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP THE TATS ARE OUT OF CONTROL

(Source: theholyvline, via kara-gen)

coagulates:

I don’t even think I’ll love my husband as much as I loved One Direction in summer 2012

Seriously… it was magical

(via whats-twerk)

May 15

"Was your teenage daughter in a weird mood last night and this morning? And by weird mood I mean crashing around the house, leaving teen daughter-shaped holes in the walls, weeping and shrieking and blubbering sad things to the dog? Well, I can explain why: It seems that Harry Styles, the shaggy-haired chief heartthrob of boy band One Direction, has been seen smooching a new lady friend in Oslo, Norway. She’s an 18-year-old student named Camilla Foss, a fan of the band who caught Harry’s eye and was seen meeting him at his hotel before taking him to a party on a bus full of 1D fans. There, things “got pretty sweaty,” according to some weird creep. It’s possible things got sweaty just because it was a bunch of people on a bus, but it’s also quite likely that other things occurred. The young people of Twitter are, as expected, freaking out, some issuing fatwas against this Camilla person, some urging fellow fans to calm down, and others celebrating the silver lining: Hey, at least it was a fan, right? Meaning if one fan can get it, maybe any fan can! I mean, probably not your daughter, who is currently doing the Three Stooges walk in circles on the floor thing, sobbing and saying “No no no no.” She might not be quite Harry’s type. But some other fan maybe. Just maybe. But none of this really matters, right? We all know that after the little rumor planting operation, Harry went straight back to his hotel room and climbed back into bed with Louis, where they watched a couple episodes of The West Wing on their iPad before falling asleep. They’re like old marrieds, those two."

Richard Fucking Lawson, everybody. (via genderblinditem)

The Atlantic gives no fucks

(via whats-twerk)

May 10

May 9

sink-with-this-ship:

I can’t.

Apr 20

louisbabyharry:

..if you know what I mean ;)

They are actually so dirty sometimes it’s off-putting haha

Apr 15

omgitzmarie23:

I’m British -sips tea with pinkie sticking out-

Also, Harry and Louis are clearly monogamous. I don’t know where all of this “Harry is sleep around with other men” crap is coming from, but I think it’s obvious from the way that he looks at Louis that his heart (and his ginormous %^&*) is in one place.

Apr 12

Apr 11

funnylarryurl:

ARE WE FORGETTING ABOUT THIS

The Church of Larry

Core beliefs:

Larry is real. We do not ship Larry, because Harry and Louis are actually dating and are each others’ soul mates.
The best way to worship Larry is to lead a good life; this includes being a good person, treating others with respect and dignity, believing in the equality and worth of all human beings, and spending too much time on Tumblr looking at pictures of Harry and Louis together and/or reading fanfics.

Principles of the Church:

The Church of Larry has no opinion on “Elounor.” The divine truth has not been revealed to us; we do not know whether she is a paid beard (or whether or not she is forced onto Louis or if the boys consented to it), or a friend of theirs doing them a favor, or whatever. Hence, true believers shall ignore “Elounor,” “Elounor shippers,” and Eleanor Calder and not speak of them. People who believe in the validity of “Elounor” are allowed to do so; Harry and Louis are happiest when we simply allow people to do what they want; we know the truth, and we don’t need to attack others (or acknowledge their existence) for not believing in reality.
The Church of Larry has no opinion of “Management.” Again, we have too little information to know whether or not the silence about Larry is forced on the boys, or a decision between them and their management team. One day, the truth will be revealed to us; if it is true that “Management” are a bunch of money-grubbing homophobes who silenced the truth of Larry, we shall launch Holy War against them. If not, we shall respect their right to exist (but no more).

Structure and Practices:

The Church is composed of all people who believe in the existence of Larry, and who profess faith in the one true religion that is the Church of Larry. All people are welcome to join us.
No rules of worship shall exist except those listed above in our “Core beliefs.”
Niall Horan, in his role as Captain of the S.S. Stylinson, is and forever will be the High Priest of the Larry Religion.
All revealed truths come directly from Larry. Harry and Louis have shown that they have no qualms about showing their love in public, and from these moments we shall draw the truth of the Church and our belief in their love. The High Priest Niall Horan may intercede from time to time and say something publicly and/or make a face that he shouldn’t have and further reveal Larry to us, at his own discretion.

Optional beliefs:

Everyone should watch the Mario-kart video. Not only is it one of the funniest One Direction videos ever, but it is also the most honest and revealing Larry video of all time. It even answered the question of who tops…

Apr 9

Guys, we really should start a Church of Larry. I’m totally down to write up a theology and Church doctrine for us believers.

Apr 9